Paris Hilton probably not pregnant

Paris Hilton is not pregnant
Paris Hilton at Tao restaurant in Las Vegas (6/6)

Paris Hilton’s probably not pregnant. Last Friday, during the filming of her new MTV reality show My New BFF at Tao Las Vegas, Paris was seen downing champagne, vodka, and tequila. People magazine says:

Following dinner [at Tao restaurant], Hilton and the girls headed to Tao nightclub where the star of the show was greeted with her song “Stars Are Blind.” For the next two hours Hilton smoked cigarettes and danced with the seven remaining contestants on the club’s catwalk, all while cameras rolled.

And the partying wasn’t done after Tao, with the group heading to the exclusive Mirage villas for an afterparty where they were entertained by Las Vegas showman and Paris friend Jeff Beacher. At the party, Hilton did more to confirm her non-pregnancy by gulping Grey Goose and Patron Silver tequila before she and Madden headed back to their suite at The Venetian.

“She’s clearly not pregnant,” said a guest at the afterparty. (Source)

You know what’d be sweet? If Paris actually was pregnant and she was still smoking and drinking like this. But instead of her baby being born premature or with a low birth weight, it was born with a head the size of a basketball that shattered her pelvis during delivery. I think I would honestly cry tears of joy if that happened.

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3 Comments on “Paris Hilton probably not pregnant”

  1. JD

    I can’t stand that bitch. Guess she’s just getting fat now. What a great package she is: Huge ego for no reason; terrible actor; terrible singer; huge feet; no chest; ugly face; STD’s out the wazzo.

  2. Munche

    I’m lovin the chick on the right doublefisting it!!

  3. King of Poon

    Glad to see they all ate water for lunch.

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