Now we can all smell like Paris!
September 28th, 2007
ONTD
Paris Hilton is coming out with a new perfume “Can Can,” inspired by the famous dance-hall girls of the Moulin Rouge. According to Paris, “Every time I come out with a new fragrance I wear it every day.” Wow, that’s just great! Already in the works and due to hit shelves next spring is “I Can, I Can” inspired by Paris’ response to that one guy who asked if she could fit a entire fire extinguisher “up there.”
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Great…Next time someone says they are going to the “Can” - we’ll remember what her fragrance emulates
Ummm.. no thanx. I don’t want to smell like a French whore with herpes.
I personally wrote the tagline for her perfume: “If you wear “Can Can” perfume, you Can Can smell like a whore too!”
Give Paris a break. She had to go with “Can Can” because Walmart refused to sell “Cock Cock.”
Basically, like a fart-in-a-mitten.