It’s just Paris being Paris
November 14th, 2007
Paris Hilton at Club Marquee in NYC (11/14)
Now this is more like it. This is the Paris Hilton I’ve grown to despise and hate over the years. Her being overseas these past weeks, one almost forgets just how big of a whore she is. Sure the Lohans, Hudgens, and Kardashians of the world tried to pick up the slack in Paris’ absence but, lets face it, they still need years more of training and drunken, unprotected sex to reach that level. So welcome back Paris, we missed you . . . and by “we” I mean the Beverly Hills VD Clinic who saw their profits plunge 45% in your absence.
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Oh my. The stripper pole again? *yawning*
Paris is just rounding up new clients, sheesh.
She bought her own CD recording, she bought her own role in some movie, she bought her own trashion line - now she’s approaching the big 30…..she seems so creepy now, even more so, now that she is an aging over-the-hill twenty-something with no recognizable purpose. It’s that same kind of creepy feeling you get when you look into Tom Cruise’s eyes…..that what Paris has now.
….here’s another one - Hey Paris, did you ever notice that when you look out into crowd at the people in the clubs that you “club” with - they are lookin’ younger by the minute? Maybe you could be the next cabana boy suger mama!
Looks like she popped one of those funny pills with a Toyota emblem.
Ok…I was onboard with you for almost all of it. The Hudgens things doesn’t really pan out though. Comparing her to those other sluts kinda dulls your point. Hudgens hardly even comes close to any of the other beeyatches you mentioned. Anyway…
Welcome back Paris! Time to get back some of the attention that Britney has been taking. Pfffft…yeah right…who am I kidding? Britney’s train wreck is far from over.