Pink’s about to hit the market!
“Is that a penis?”
Pink and her husband Carey Hart are on the verge of divorce because, DEAR GOD, Pink wants to have a baby and Carey can’t stop cheating. The New York Daily News says:
Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” (Source)
This story has to be bullshit . . . there’s no way Pink is on tour! Am I supposed to believe that people would actually pay to see this bitch perform? I’d rather fight a grizzly bear with boxing gloves made of steak than hear Pink wail. The bottom line to this story is that open relationships never work . . . unless you’re Paris Hilton and then being “open” seems to boost your career.
My God, who would want this butt ugly hag? She’s disgusting.
I love Pink for her take no prisoners attitude. I liked her laughing at the “Dumb Girls” because I knew she was different. But if she let Carey do the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” routine, she can’t change the rules now. Why get married in the first place? I guess we all do dumb shit on accasion.
that a fucking lie, cuz carey said in an interview for a english newspaper that all this bull shit is fake and people are just taking shit as usual. you do the media make their lives so for them.
i love p!nk and ive been to her concert in wembley arena were i am frm, shes a great person and a truely amazing singer, and you know wat people love her and everthing about her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Pink too but I’ve also been in love. Sometimes it sucks. Just because she’s a great performer and singer doesn’t make her marriage bullet-proof. The press has so many photos of her husband with another blond that she should have them both on the beat down. But don’t kill the messenger, dude.
Yeah so Carey said in an interview that he wasn’t cheating? That settles it, then. My wife don’t believe me and I am appalled. Go figure.
Didn’t you mean CARPET?