Prince is 80

Prince needs a hip replacement
Prince needs a hip replacement

49-year-old Prince needs hip replacement surgery. The singer is already booked into a private hospital and his assistant has cleared two months from his schedule for recovery. If you don’t think you can go two months without Prince, go ahead and kill yourself now because I hate you. A source told UK tabloid News of the World:

“For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again.” (Source)

Prince was unavailable for comment because he shit himself.

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11 Comments on “Prince is 80”

  1. PrinceSux

    I do not want to know what that is beside his left leg.

  2. Erin

    Same here. That is immediately the only thing that I noticed. I can’t believe the post didn’t address this issue. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

  3. PrinceSux

    This should definitely been a Caption Contest:

    “The secret to the movie Cloverfield is in Prince’s pants!”

  4. Prince is 80… centimeters tall?

  5. MO

    PRINCE IS PACKING A THIRD HIP

  6. Anuschka

    I see we are all thinking the same thing *ARGH*

  7. Just Wondering

    Uhm, is that the OPPOSITE of camel toe? And why do I keep thinking of that scene in “This is Spinal Tap” where the bass player is found to have a cucumber stuffed in his pants?

  8. Fam

    Prince is awesome. Ya better recognize bitc*es.

  9. thank God i got scared no one notice packin cough cough package

  10. bonda

    yall are all idiots

  11. karen McNulty

    Hi…just on the chance that someone who knows this singer/composer/dancer should read this….he needs to
    have his hip resurfaced not replaced. He will be back
    as good as ever if they just do not hack off his femnur
    and replace the joint. He needs what Floyd Landis and
    all the rest of the athletes who want to continue what they love to do best….and he loves to perform. Please
    someone get the info to him……

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