Quickies
Paris Hilton (along with her mom and dad) promoting her new fragrance “Can Can” in London (5/15)
+ Hayden Panettiere has a pick-up truck of a body [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Nikki Cox has some scary looking lips [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim Kardashian is the last person Miley Cyrus should be hanging around [Bastardly]
+ Natalie Portman is Still Ridiculously Beautiful [Egotastic!]
+ Shania Twain is single! [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Romo’s banging a blonde that looks exactly like Jessica Simpson [Dlisted]
+ This chick is officially the hottest college girl in America [College Humor]
+ Mischa Barton takes her cottage cheese to Paris [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Mario Lopez will not be taking it off for Playgirl [Lossip]
+ Mariah Carey got her own private pisser at Magic Mountain [Yeeeah!]
+ The inner woman in me wants to fuck Kiefer Sutherland [CityRag]
+ Nicole Richie reduced to tears by Joel Madden [popbytes]
+ Naomi Watts’ nipples are covered [Gabby Babble]
[WENN]
Something smells fishy about that perfume.