The R. Kelly trial is rated NC-17

R Kelly sex tape pics
Actual scene from the controversial sex tape

After years of delays, the R. Kelly trial finally started yesterday in Chicago. Just hours after opening statements, prosecutors played the sex tape featuring Kelly and an alleged underage girl. Sexy details courtesy of the AP:

In the courtroom, the lights were dimmed and blinds drawn across windows. There were several other monitors in the room, including one facing the crowded gallery. A grim, intent Kelly watched the whole video on a small monitor placed bon the defense table, only occasionally averting his eyes. The roughly 27-minute homemade video shows a man having sex with a young female, who is naked for most of the recording — except for a necklace with a cross dangling from it.

Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .

At the start of the videotape, the man hands the female money and she mouths the words, “Thank you.” She is often blank-faced, impassive. The man speaks to the female in a hushed, monotone voice, and she calls him “Daddy.”

Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .

Songs from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys blare from a radio. The female dances — the man out of view. Back in view, he has sex with her. The man walks up to the camera to adjust it a few times, but his face is often obscured.

BAM!

As she dances, the female urinates on the floor. Near the end of the video, the man urinates on the female. (Source)

“The lights were dimmed and the blinds were drawn across the windows” as an explicit porn video was watched? Hell, add two fleshlights, some soft weeping, and a scented candle and that sounds exactly like Friday nights at my house!*

*parents’ basement

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3 Comments on “The R. Kelly trial is rated NC-17”

  1. CalamityJane

    TWO fleshlights? I knew it! Nick has two cocks.

  2. 8 inches

    Just Googled “fleshlight”. Looks like I know what I’ll be asking Santa for this Christmas!

  3. kesia

    I am just still reeling from “Songs from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys blare from a radio” bit. That is just too much. LOL.

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