Rachael Ray is a bitch
Rachael Ray at a Dunkin Donuts press conference in NYC (7/07)
Dunkin’ Donuts may want to find a new spokesperson. The company hired TV chef Rachael Ray to be the new face of the franchise last year–too bad she hates their coffee. A source told New York magazine:
“So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin’ Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she’s actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, yelled ‘What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,’ and would not continue until she was given ‘her’ coffee — i.e., Starbucks.” (Source)
Can you really blame Rachael for wanting HER coffee from Starbucks? They have a personalized blend made especially for her that they call “The tall, double soy, caramel macchiato, half caff. with a pinch of cunt.” On a side note, for a chick fighting to control her weight, is calorie-filled Starbucks really the best place for her to get a drink? Rachel, for true weight management, tell Emeril you want to try one of his famous 3 ounce “protein” shots. BAM!
I got so sick and tired of her Christmas commercials I promised I’d never buy Dunkin Donuts again. Now, it turns out she doesn’t even drink the swill either!
Great Emeril reference, but she’s always looked good regardless of weight.
This stupid raspy voiced chubby bitch who always looks like she is stuffed in a sausage casing when she wears a dress and likes to smuggle raisins with her little tween boobies needs to STFU!!
Should she really be eating at Dunkin Donouts with teeth that yellow? Try Colgate bitch!
What’s really sad is that someone who is supposed to be a great chef thinks that Starbucks is the best coffee.
rotl @ these comments.
None of this is true. Rachael is a lovely woman. Such a sweetie.
Whatever it is she drinks, she has the most amazing skin.
I’m happy for her success, really I am, inasmuch as I’m happy for anyone who “makes it”; with that said, I am sick to the gills of Rachel Ray. It’s like you can’t escape from her. Go down on Oprah a couple of times and suddenly you’re the queen of cuisine. “Deviled Ham dip with green olives” on Triscuits? This is original? My gin swilling, cigarette smoking aunts (whose voices Rachel Ray has too…hack hack…cough cough) were serving that swill up in 1978. At least she has the good sense not to eat the crap she’s pushing on us, and hopefully we have better sense than to buy it!
after exhaustive research i have managed to determine that all of rachel ray’s recipe’s boil down to the following principle…throw shit in a pot and stir
I hit that, too.
She comes across as a New York dyke. Is she?
She is wearing a Scientologist necklace. A cross with a an x through it. Look here: http://altreligion.about.com/library/glossary/symbols/bldefsscientologycross.htm
Maybe Tom Cruise got to her.
You guys suck. Rachael Ray is a real sweetheart. She’s as nice as anybody I’ve ever seen, and I happen to know she LOVES Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. She must have drank a gallon of the Mocha Coolatta after she finished her HorseGag video. Sadly, the horse was put down.
She drives me crazy and not in a good way. That voice is the sound of evil.