Rumer Willis is not 21
February 19th, 2008

Rumer Willis leaving Villa Lounge (2/18)
When it comes to celebrities, some Hollywood clubs actually pay attention to that whole drinking age thing. Take Villa Lounge for example. That’s Rumer Willis being rejected from the establishment last night. Because she’s 19. 19-year-olds aren’t suppose to be bar-hopping. There’s supposed to be sitting in their bedrooms, watching television, twirling their hair, talking to their friends on the phone, changing into DAMMIT SHE CLOSED HER BLINDS AGAIN!
Also rejecting Willis last night: the opposite sex, anything under size 5
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I feel sorry for this girl. I mean, how would you like to have the face of Bruce Willis but have (presumably) the genitals of a woman?
She has a good career in front of her as a stand-in for Jay Leno.
I’m pretty sure that this child has an unformed penis in the mix.
her wearing blue contacts is like feeding strawberries to swine