Rumer Willis is not a virgin

Rumer Willis is not a virgin
Rumer Willis is not a virgin

Ashton Kutcher had “the talk” with his stepdaughters (wow that sounds weird), both about drugs (”I told them that I have a lot of friends who I used to smoke pot with”) and sex. Kutcher told Elle magazine about the experience:

“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex — all of us except Tallulah, the youngest … and one boyfriend was there.” (Source)

Oh God I think he means Rumer. Someone had sex with Rumer Willis. What an unspeakable act. My penis would never forgive me. Not even if I bought it flowers like after that one time in college when I hooked up with a chick from the track team. Her event was shot put. *shudders*

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16 Comments on “Rumer Willis is not a virgin”

  1. Rickd

    Who in their right mind would want to sleep with that skanky rat

  2. Leandra

    Rumer is okay. Don’t why people hate on her so much. She’s just living her life like everyone else. She may not fit into a traditional view of beauty but to condemn her because of that shows only shallowness and marks you as superficial.

  3. Donkey Punch

    Mark me as superficial because I like celebs who look good.

  4. daropod

    I thought Rumer looked attractive on those pics. And I generally don’t like boys.

  5. Nicky

    Poeple please, not everybody can look like Jessica Alba. Doesn’t personality cound anymore? Everywhere I look people make fun of her. I just think it is enough!

  6. Nicky

    I know I know, its people and its counT. Sorry, got late last night!!!

  7. Sumdude

    Nah I’m sure her girlfirned had taken a rubber dick stright up her pussy thus deflowering her years ago.

  8. JD

    Gross!!! I thought that Rumer was a dude. OMG

  9. al coholic

    Definitely not traditional beauty, but definitely traditional ugly.

  10. Rex Tyler

    You sure he meant Rumer? I mean, odds for finding someone (not drunk) willing to have sex with are more in favor of the next one, the 16 year old one (I don’t know her name). You know, the one who doesn’t have Bruce Wills face?

  11. NonWoot

    Leandra: Doesn’t make her any less of a DOG. lol

  12. Scout

    I bet Donkey Punch looks just like a donkey aka ass.

  13. She is soo gross! All her sisters are fug too!

  14. Gollum

    She should leave Hollywood, she’ll never have a carrier as an actress and everybody will laugh on her. That is not cool.

  15. cat

    it’s actually scout who had sex. she has been with a guy for a while. rumer i’m sure has too, but scout is the one with the serious boyfriend

  16. Pinkey

    She should be a vet or consider the Peace Corps.Get out of the family business altogether.

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