Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed
Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest woman in the world
Sarah Jessica Parker is still pissed that Maxim magazine voted her the unsexiest woman in the world last year. Page Six says:
The men’s mag, which voted her No. 1 over runners-up Amy Winehouse, Grey’s Anatomy’s Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears, likened the golden advertising goddess to a horse.
“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger,” SJP, 43, told Grazia magazine. “It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking… It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.” (Source)
If Sarah really is the “golden advertising goddess” that this article claims she is, she’ll turn this whole nightmare into an enormous money-making opportunity . . . as the spokeswoman for Elmer’s Glue! I’m not sure what makes Sarah more unsexy: the fact that she has a silver dollar sized mole on her face or the fact that I’m sober. On a side note, the Denver Broncos just hired SJP to be the new face on their football helmet so at least she’s got that going for her.
PICS: Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City movie
[BauerGriffinOnline, INFDaily.com]
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nick it seems like you’ve been dogging this chick for years, glad the MSM finally picked up on it hahah
Seriously. How many times a day do you think Matthew Broderick contemplates suicide? The positively true Kristin Davis sex pictures will be a reeeeeeeeeeal treat when the golden girls go on the press junket and promote the new upcoming ‘Sex And The City Movie’. I’ll think of Kristin’s tongue licking his mutilated (circumcised) cock.
Hey, it’s the Bride of Frankenstein!
OMFG hugly has hell
In all honesty, it really depends how she dresses. The big pic above, she looks like she belongs on a garbage scowl headed out to sea. If she dresses normally, well she’s not that bad looking. Besides I’m sure she’s got a great personality.
She would look a lot better if she wasn’t Maria Shiver bone thin.
“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not”
Yes, yes, you’re 100% real woman. So what? That would be OK if you actually had some other quality going for you, like, say, talent or charisma, but you don’t have didly squat, missy.
“Am I really the unsexiest women in the world?”
Naa, of course not. You’re just the unsexiest woman in showbiz.
No amount of makeup, botox or plastic surgery can hide UGH-LEE!
That’s why she hasn’t had any.
SJP was very cute in the early days of SATC. She also had and still has a great sense of humor. Who wrote that mag article? Probably a bunch of balding, old viagra dependent morons like all of you.