Spencer Pratt thinks big, likes tacos

Please die
Please die

Spencer Pratt (The Hills) has a revealing interview in the months Radar magazine. And by “revealing” I mean he’s an idiot. Check out this gem:

Radar: So you’re a born hustler?

Spencer: “Well, I’m trying to be a billionaire before 30. Once you find an open market, that’s where you can make billions to trillions of dollars. Every big product, from Proactiv to the Internet—these were things that were just ideas. And I’m a free thinker. There is no box.” (Source)

Trillions? Is this guy eight being interviewed on the knee of Bill Cosby? Who talks like that? Keep in mind Bill Gates pretty much invented computers and he’s worth “only” $50 billion. So unless Spencer finds a way to patent oxygen or sex I think those trillions might slip him by. But–as my father always told me– shoot for the moon and if you miss, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

NOTE: Here’s some pics of Spencer and his girlfriend Heidi Montag “raising awareness” of World Hunger Relief Week by, uhhhh, eating tacos at Taco Bell yesterday.

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13 Comments on “Spencer Pratt thinks big, likes tacos”

  1. Heidi Montag is… stunning. Just stunning.

  2. Dancnkc

    Sigh…. any particular reason why this site obsesses over this chick? She is not that interesting…. If you wanna obsess over someone, make it Liv Tyler or something work seeing once a day… Not this btch and her walking dildo….

  3. bee

    Dancnkc did you read the story? it is not about Heidi, it’s about Spencer

  4. Ooba Gooba

    A couple of total losers. Why do people pay attention to them?

  5. hj

    Somebody should but a bullet in each of their brains.

  6. Laura

    I have never seen these two anywhere but gossip blogs, but they are my most hated celebs right now I think. They are so obviously only in it for attention, money, etc.

  7. john

    It is one of life’s beautiful paradoxes that as soon as you say “i think outside the box”, or however this douche phrases it, you are encased securely inside the box

  8. Superevil

    fuck it, I’ll give a billion to anyone who kills these 2 fuckers. It’s in my own money but hey you’re doing the world a favor.

  9. I don’t need anymore proof. There is no God.

  10. Jay

    it’s all fake anyway… you will see next week.

  11. jesse

    does that include making millions off your twat gf and her fake tits?

  12. Larry

    I’d like to bang the chick doggie-style. She has a nice ass, long legs, great boobs, but that horse face. Yuk!!!

  13. Shell

    Why exactly are they always so “fake” and posed in EVERY one of their pictures? I’ve never seen a “candid” photo yet, it’s like they have photographers follow them around to caputure every boring moment of their lives. FAKE FAKE FAKE and why are they even famous for anyway? Go get an education. What a joke.

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