Spencer has the answer
Please die
Everyone’s favorite asshole from The Hills, Spencer Pratt, debuted his new advice column in Radar magazine this week. First up? A woman needing help after she got drunk and pissed her boyfriend’s bed:
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Spencer: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets. (Source)
How desperate do you have to be to turn to Spencer Pratt for advice? Don’t get me wrong, if I needed some tips on how to be a bigger douche bag, he’s the first guy I’d turn to (Tip 1: wear sunglasses indoors as much as possible). But for regular advice, I’ll stick with my trust Magic 8 Ball thank you very much. Oh Magic 8 Ball, it burns when I pee, should I be worried? . . . My Sources Say No . . . Whew! Looks like I can cancel that doctor’s appointment.
PICS: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt who fucking cares (3/22)
i repeat please die
How the hell can he give advice when he still drunk pisses the bed?
His agent deserves some kind of award.
Promise me that this column is only going to the north american viewers; our reputation has taken enough of a beating overseas.
I just started crying uncontrollaby.
shot these natzis please
Jack Rabbit? No, Jack-Ass.
How in gods name is did that guy get a job doing an agony aunt section? How was he not fired after that responce? How did that letter even get printed?
What the hell is Radar?
I have a question for Spencer! Do you swallow?
i wonder if it is physically painful to be that skanky and phony…
Hey, lay off the guy! His advice totally helped me! Before I read it, I had no idea that you don’t want find yourself in a situation where you get real drunk, pass out in your sweetie’s bed and pee all over it in your sleep. I really did not know that was a bad situation. Thank you Spencer!