Spencer Pratt has a sex tape?
Spencer Pratt sex tape?
I know you guys are dying to know the latest gossip about Spencer Pratt from MTV’s The Hills. Really what’s not to love about the guy–there’s his . . . uhhh, he’s . . . who can forget about his . . . just a minute, something should come to me . . . damn, nothing. Moving along, a source told the National Enquirer’s Mike Walker that Spencer has been quietly shopping a sex tape featuring him and a few friends:
Spencer’s actually got a sex tape of his own that shows him and a few buddies exploring the, er . . . hills and valleys of some smokin’ hot Brazilian babes! (Note to Spencer’s fiancee, Heidi Monta: The alleged Samba Land group grope was lensed way before you two became betrothed, but know this: My source says Spencer showed the tape to a Hollywood video editor and repeatedly asked him to spruce it up – saying he might secretly release it into the marketplace while claiming it was “stolen,” al la Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, etc. (Source)
Releasing a “stolen” sex tape is soooo last year. If this guy really wants to generate some publicity for himself, he should abuse some children (e.g. Britney Spears) or get himself thrown in jail (e.g. Paris, Nicole, Mel, L’il Kim, Michelle Rodriguez, et al.). That way he can come out of prison with some street cred . . . and with those lips, probably lock jaw. Besides, for someone who wants so much attention I get the feeling he’d be VERY popular in jail–and by “he” I mean his butt.
His last name is so fitting.
i wonder how many drugs he’s on in this picture??? what a douche!!!!
Looks like he is speed-balling to me…. Seen that face a hundred times at Rehab!! LOL
No one wants to see his sex tape… are women involved? He seems super gay to me…maybe hes with clay aiken
“Lock Jaw”! Priceless.
Is everybody from “The Hills” an attention starved anglo creampie? The only video I want to see with Spencer Pratt will involve him getting a cincinnati bowtie then being thrown off the Tappan Zee bridge in a “Faces of Death” film.
Poor guy… looks like his hand got mangled in a cement mixer.
Garbage Pail Kid Does Brazil…..(Suggested Title)
Umm..I’d Rather See a Heidi Montag Does LC Video…:-O
I don’t get it. Why does the world not understand that this dude is the largest douche on the planet? Why, I say Why does he get this kind of publicity??
“Cincinnati Bowtie” - Classic Carlos.