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Star: “U R A SLUT LOLZ” Barbara: “SRSLY?”
In an interview with Us Weekly, Star Jones blasted Barbara Walters and her new memoir, Audition. In the book, Walters claims that Jones forced her to lie on air about the rotund host having gastric bypass surgery, saying instead that her weight loss was due to portion control (Ed note. more like she lost “control” so she had to have a “portion” of her stomach surgically removed) and Pilates. Star was pissed, so — in reference to Walter’s revelation that she had an affair with a married Senator in the 1970s — she basically called her an old slut:
“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.” (Source)
Isn’t it a little harsh to say someone’s “in the sunset of their life” when you’ve been “in the buffet line of life” for most of yours? I’d say that Star’s comments were harsh and insensitive if they weren’t the exact sort of things I say for a living. Of course the difference between what she says and what I say is that I don’t usually do it with my mouth full of cheesecake.
It’s a sad day when anyone listens to Star Jones. This used up bag needs to go away, far far away.
Star is delusional, just ask Big Gay Al.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner weighing in at a hefty 300, no 250, no 125 pounds the mouth of the south Star Jones. In the red corner weighing in at 98 pounds, with skin thiner than tissue paper, cracker jack hips, and one hell of a speech impediment is Barbara Walters. God help us all.