Better clear my datebook . . .
“Call me Ishmael.”
Star Jones is back on the market! The National Enquirer claims Star kicked her husband Al Reynolds out of the house nearly a month ago. A friend of the couple’s told the mag:
“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’ Al moved some of his things out of their Upper East Side apartment and returned to Miami, where he’d already been spending a lot of time recently.”
Another source added:
“Star is planning to divorce Al. I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.” (Source)
Who DIDN’T I see this coming? You can’t say your vows looking like Jabba the Hut and then be surprised when your marriage doesn’t work out after you’ve turned into Gregory Hines! Al obviously likes a woman with a little junk in their trunk . . . and in Star’s case, it was a junkyard. Besides, narrow minded stereotypes have taught me that wives are supposed to gain weight when they put on their wedding ring, not lose it.
I wonder who’ll be the corporate sponsor for their divorce!
of course they are getting a divorce, he is gay
She is also only a size 2 (according to Miss Hewitt).