Suri is useful

Suri Cruise is useful
Tom Cruise and daughter Suri at a park in L.A. (3/26)

Tom Cruise used his daughter Suri as a sort of “ice-breaker” during a recent meeting he had with Disney chairman Dick Cook. A source told the National Enquirer:

“People were very much taken aback. They saw it as a ploy by Tom to soften his image and show that, ‘Hey, I’m Disney material, a normal family man.’ Naturally, people were curious about her, so she kind of served as an ice-breaker.” (Source)

If Tom really wants to make himself more appealing to studio execs, he should do what scores of other Hollywood parents have already discovered is the secret to box office success: not just bring Suri to a meeting but actually sell her to Disney. That way, in 12 years, with accumulated interest, he’ll have just enough money to pay for her psychotherapy . . . and subsequent abortion.

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5 Comments on “Suri is useful”

  1. boblabla

    a ploy, either that or he killed two birds with one stone, he hit his meeting and brought his daughter to the DISNEY HQ. i still think that he is bat shit crazy, but at least he has one thing going for him, he’s there for his daughter.

    -Xenu out

  2. Grego

    Wow. Tom’s boyish good looks are gone, gone, gone. He looked young for way too long; now he’s paying for it with that nasty looking “old baby-face” thing. And having the haircut a twenty year old would have worn in the ’80s doesn’t help.

  3. Donkey Punch

    He is sucking up to Disney because he can’t find work. Really sick to use your kid to pretend to be a good Christian family man that Disney loves.

    The guy is a psycho Scientology nut that would never take his kid to the park normally.

  4. Pinkey

    Look at his face, he always looks like he is on a mission. Cult glare.

  5. face

    these comments are so sickening, you people are the ones need to see the psychiatrist, you are so vicious and evil. tom cruise is a very helpful and nice person, he has weakness, but he just human being, not like you(comments here)you the are deciples of satan!!!!

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