Sorry England
MTV is launching a British version of The Hills. Us Weekly sums up what they’re looking for from applicants:
The network is seeking applicants between 18 and 21 years old who love being in front of the camera and are passionate followers of fashion, art and partying/clubbing. Wannabe stars should also have “striking looks” and an “aspirational lifestyle.” (Source)
Thanks a fucking lot MTV. Like they don’t already hate us enough over there. I hope this doesn’t spawn a new wave of suicide attacks. Especially not against the MTV Networks building located at 2600 Colorado Ave, Santa Monica, CA 90404. I mean what would a guy like myself do without a show like Making the Band? Oh yeah, right, not watch it even more. My bad.


wankers.
Oh bloody hell!
shit shit shit!
don’t inspire more girls to be like these airheads!
no no no!
Ahh Great Another Show The U.k Are Trying And Failing To Copy
OMG noooo noooooooo noooooooo! I dont want to watch stuck up southerns with their money running around al summer having more fun then me.
wow this is akward. we attmpt to take great shows from the uk and what do we give in return…please dont add this to reasons to hate americans it’s really not all our fault just greedy no talent producers.
Aw Fuck.
I can’t believe they’ve done this.
I apologize for allowing this show to exist in the first place. Sorry… My bad…
Umm, let’s do the logic. 1. The Hills was a horrible show to begin with. 2. British people are uglier and more boring than Americans. From these two well known truths we can only conclude that this new show will be one of the worst shows in history.
I am so, so sorry british people. Not all of us enjoy this show, most of us hate it!
This is proof that there is no god! We are sorry for this reverse invasion of popular culture. You gave us The Bealtes and we give you stupid television shows about dumb girls. Please reconsider this independnce thing - we are really sorry for starting that war and would like to come home now.
Damn Heidi came a looong way…