The junkies didn’t get married
Despite what you may have heard yesterday, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were not married over the weekend. British newspapers such as The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported that the two love-junkies were married in a candlelit Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. While Moss and Doherty are in Thailand, they went there to celebrate the New Year–not get married. Moss’ spokesman Stuart Higgins called the reports “entirely false” saying:
“There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday.”
Oh great! Now what I am supposed to do with the gift I bought them? One of the places they registered was this dark alley behind my house (convenient!). Unfortunately, all the good gifts were already taken. I finally settled on an old sofa cushion that Kate or Pete can collapse onto during one of their drug-induced stupors. It’s so perfect!
