Resistance is futile!
“It’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist.” — so says Tom Cruise in a leaked 9-minute speech the actor made as he accepted the “Freedom Medal of Valor” award at an International Association of Scientologists event. Some select quotes via Us Weekly:
“I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist, and it’s something that you have to earn because a Scientologist does… has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Being a Scientologist, you look at someone and know absolutely that you can help them.
“Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident… you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help.
“But that’s what drives me… I know that we have an opportunity to really help… effectively change people’s lives and I am dedicated to that. I am absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.
“We have a responsibility.
“We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions… we can rehabilitate criminals.
“…We can bring peace and unite cultures…
“Traveling the world and meeting the people that I’ve met, talking with these leaders in various fields, they want help and they are depending on people who know and who can be effective and do it and that’s us. That is our responsibility to do that.
“It is the time now. Now is the time… Being a Scientologist, people are turning to you, so you better know it, you better know it and if you don’t, go and learn it, but don’t pretend you know it. It’s like we’re here to help.
“If you’re a Scientologist, you see life, you see things the way they are, in all its glory, all of its complexity and the more you know as a Scientologist, you don’t become overwhelmed by it.
“Look, I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that, you know what I mean. That’s what I want it to be. There’s times I’d like to do that, but I can’t because I know I have to do something about it.
“I have to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t, and that really is it.
“So it’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that responsibility to say, ‘Hey, this is the way it should be done because we do it this way and people are actually getting better.’
“And let’s get it done. Let’s really get it done and have enough love and compassion and toughness that you’re really going to do it and do it right.
“I have to tell you something – it is rough and tumble, and it’s wild and wooly, and it’s a blast, it’s a blast, it really is fun because, dammit, there is nothing better than the going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better.
“I want to know that I’ve done everything I could everyday, and I think about those people out there who are depending on us. I think about that and it does make me feel that we’ve got more work. I need more help, get those spectators either in the playing field or out of the arena. Really, that’s how I feel about it.
“I do what I can, and I do it the way I do everything. [laughs] There’s nothing part-of-the way for me.” (Source)
Laugh all you want at Tom’s ramblings about his crazy religion started by a mediocre Sci-Fi author but just know one thing . . . Lightsaber fight! Lightsaber fight! Tom’s on my team this time!
NOTE: There’s a YouTube below that should be good for another hour or two (Scientologists are working overtime to get this thing taken down everywhere). You can directly download the clip here.



i just watched toms verbal masterbation i feel so dirty im gonna take a shower ok
Either this is a Satuday Night Live Parody or he’s bat shit crazy.
He’s just being glib!
He sold his soul because they “cured” him of dyslexia. I just ordered Hooked On Phonics.
Tom Cruise is an ass….
I really can’t follow anything he’s saying. Hoping this isn’t just me.
If Scientology is so wonderful at fixing life’s problems, why is Tom on his third marriage and hasn’t had a hit movie in…how long? And why hasn’t he used Scientology’s magical powers to grow a few inches (you can take that any way you want to, BTW)?
Mia - You’re right on the money. Tom Skywalker is supposed to have spended enough space credits to be at least OT V (Google it and cringe). He’s supposed to be like almost outside the Matrix or some such by now.
Sorry Tom, I guess there’s a shitload of suppressive persons who just don’t have thousands of dollars lying around to contribute to your little queer sci-fi club. I guess the entire world is ‘fair game’(Google it too) for you ruthless brand of “help”, then. Well, bring it on, you fucking Oompa Loompa from outer space.
Confused, its not just you, he’s a rambling incoherent idiot. It concerns me that he actually believes all this crap. I’d rather an ambulance than Tom Cruise if I was in an accident.
Loving your work Celebutard “oompa loompa from outer space”. LOL
of course im crazy, we all are