Tom is trying way too hard
Hadn’t really heard about this, but apparently Tom Cruise had some sort of wedding at a castle in Italy over the weekend:
The windows and battlements of the castle were lit by hundreds of flickering candles and oil lamps. Inside, guests were serenaded by the blind Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. The bride wore an ivory silk gown designed by Giorgio Armani, who was present at the party with his niece, Roberta. Armani also designed the single-breasted hand-made, navy blue suit worn by Cruise. Best man was David Miscavige, the head of the Church of Scientology.
The ceremony followed a form prescribed by Scientology; it took place in the castle’s former stables, decorated with white flowers and lasted barely a quarter of an hour, The kiss that sealed the union went on so long that some of the guests shouted “Stop, stop!”
Wow…look at how straight Tom Cruise is. I mean, people had to literally remind him to quit being so heterosexual at his wedding. I feel bad that I ever doubted Tom Cruise’s love of vagina.
Kind of like when I thought Elton John was gay and then it turned out he was one of the biggest womanizers in Hollywood. Wait…what?If you want pictures from their wedding, check out what I posted yesterday.
not a bad gig for katie,most people get married have a couple kids and just end up with regret.she gets 40 million AND regret.nice.
if it wasn’t for flickering candles no men would be getting any.
I don’t get it. He was a pretty decent actor in 4th of July. You think he could at least act straight but then I think of Topgun. So I don’t know.