You dumbass
Shania Twain is single
It was announced a few days ago that Shania Twain and her husband of 15 years, record producer Mutt Lange, are getting a divorce. And now People magazine has the reason why. That thing on the right. Mutt Lange cheated on she of the angelic vocal chords Shania Twain with her. Her name is Marie-Anne Thiébaud and she’s the longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange’s estate in Switzerland. A source told the mag:
“Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship. Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.” (Source)
Out of all the pieces of ass in Switzerland, he chose her?!? Please tell me her vagina is like one of those Sharper Image massage chairs with seven different settings. If so, kudos Mutt, kudos.
In all fairness, she’s got a bigger rack. And probably allows “Mutt” to touch them. I remember reading that Shania “doesn’t like to be touched.” Exact quote. She enjoys avoiding all physical contact with people.
Shania is probably completely frigid or has massive hangups. Probably was molested as a child.
That don’t impress a me much.
Mutt likes big hooters. Simple really. Shallow maybe…but why did Shania married this guy in the first place? He’s not good looking, he’s about 20 years older than she is. Oh yeah…he’s a billionaire! Shallow people do find eachother.