See ya’ in 2011
Prison rapists love velvet
Remember back in 2006 when Wesley Snipes was arrested for not filing tax returns (from 1999 to 2004)? Turns out the government doesn’t like that. Late today, a federal judge sentenced Wesley to three years in prison for tax evasion — the maximum possible sentence. Nathan Hochman, an official at the US Department of Justice Tax Division, told the media:
“Snipes’ long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him and his co-defendants … as inmates in prison.”
IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman added:
“The law is very clear: people must pay their taxes. There is no secret formula that eliminates a person’s tax obligations, nor are there any special exceptions.”
Who’s gonna get all the sweet roles in Hollywood now that Wesley’s going away for three years? Oh, right, still not him.
NOTE: Tack on a fourth year and we’d be just about even for The Fan. Seriously, that movie fucking sucked.
CURRENTLY SHITTING HIS PANTS: Joe Francis
UPDATE: Bump for the morning peeps who may have missed this
He sure do have a purrdy mouth.
All dogs have their day. C-ya Blade!
How many rich white CEOs have stolen from this country and the government has turned a blind eye?
yeah…. Its definately Whitey keeping tha man down. GTFO DP
The IRS doesn’t discriminate, it cornholes EVERYBODY!
Noxema Jackson, Come on down!
sorry but the goverment gets everyone white, black, latino, asian, martian green. If you don’t pay your taxes they will get you.
Blade’s gonna get a new place to hide his sword.
…the power of a vampire, the soul of a man, the poop-shoot of Freddy Mercury.
I wonder if he’s gonna get that $600.00 tax rebate check?